Blood Drive’s James Roland’s 7 Tips For If You Find Yourself in a Cross-Country Death Race

There’s a chip in your neck that can make your head explode at the turn of a knob, your car runs on blood, and there’s a lunatic ringmaster who’s laying down what few laws exist. From the looks of it, you’ve found yourself in the cross-country death race known as the Blood Drive.

I know what you’re probably thinking, “F*ck! What am I gonna do?!?!”

Well, I have some good news for you. I caught