Entry Submitted by GK at 9:35 PM EDT on April 20, 2017
First of all thank you for your life long service to this country and the world. We can't imagine what you have had to endure on our behalf.
Secondly, I just want to tell you how much you and I have in common.
You ran the 26 mile Boston Marathon this week, I spent a 26 hour marathon on Netflix watching Boston Legal.
You sit down and negotiate with world leaders.
I sit down.
I have a question for you. My mind often wanders to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.
During your 26 mile run did your mind also think about Matt Damon and Ben Affleck at any point of the race?
If so, we also have that in common.
They grew up in Boston.
Hey that gives me a good idea. If Jason Bourne is available please consider having him kick some wells fargo ass. Just a suggestion.
Maybe once you bring peace to Earth... Can you sit down with Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon. That feud is tearing us apart as a nation.
By the way, don't you think it is amazing so many 3rd dimension people were able to listen to the 5th dimension and not emerge in the 4th dimension?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTuwAo5sUik
This song SAVE THE COUNTRY by the 5th dimension seems so appropriate for this occasion that I think the world might take a collective gasp once they see this.
Okay, thank you for listening.
I have to run, Yosef is on.
Cue The Age of Aquarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPK7ZF6jfJE
Let the sunshine in...