Shoots yourself in the foot award: Eileen can't keep her neb out of Paul's business. If she's too scared, she'll have to end the relationship.
Foot in mouth award: Sophie's remark about gossip spreading like wild fire. Ooops!
Everyday life award: Fiz and Tyrone debating red and brown sauce. Awww it's nice to see them doing normal stuff.
Peeing contest award: Rob and Peter banging horns on the top of the mountain.
Inappropriate award: (1) Anna had no business bothering Dev about who he rents the shop flat to. Not at a time like this.
(2)That business with Steve's suit and button popping was absolutely not needed.
Suffering Artiste award: Actually, it's not the artist that's suffering, it's everyone else!
Lines of the week:
Deirdre about her candle holder "You will not find anything like that in a department store, it's a one off" (I Love it that Deirdre's pots and things are still lurking in the corners!)
Tracy "Would it kill you to pretend to be listening?" Ken "I was. Pretending to be listening"
Tracy "Just because we didn't break up a marraige doesn't make us less of a couple"
Mary "Cliches are cliches for a reason. Personally I avoid them like the plague"
Peter about Rob and Tracy "Can you imagine if them two had a kid?" Carla "I don't have to. I have seen The Omen" (Damien!!!!!)
Eva "Have you booked the horses? The wild ones you'd have to have to get me to that cow's funeral"
Dev "Is there a subject on the planet that you are not an expert on, Mr. Cropper" (no, not much)
Sylvia "Children need parents that get on otherwise they'll turn out very oddly" (Roy got the point)
Karl "I killed Sunita" (oh you didn't think he'd *really* confess the real deal did you?)
Steve about Lloyd's tombstone "Go on then, just the one" Paul "What's on yours?" Steve "It's not my fault" (got it in one!!!)
Paul "This can't be the end?" Eileen "'cept it is"
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