Ten things do to before you leave Albania, part II

Seems like I have more enemies than I knew of - and they obviously range from just disliking me up to wanting me dead. Amongst the suggestions I recieved (here in the blog or by email) are:

  • Spend a night in a bunker: Good idea to spend a night in a toilet, don't you think?

  • When leaving Albania for good, get yourself smuggled out of the country (like a lot of Albanians do, either volountarily or not): Yeah! I'd love to end up in jail for some years!

  • Swim across the artificial lake: The lake must be almost as polluted as the Lana river. Only difference is that when rafting the river, the goal is basically not to get wet - in order to survive.


But luckily I have some friends that don't want the worst for me. Gaute suggested to build an illegal building. That would indeed be very albanian. It sounds like a project that's too expencive for me, but we can downscale it a little to build a tree house in the big park. Only problem is that I really love the big park, and I don't want any more garbage in it, so I haven't quite decided yet.

Anyway: Thanks for all your help. We'll continue working on the list until it completed.

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