The taboids are reporting today that Coronation Street - and this is the tabloids' take on things, not
mine - is set for another murder. This time, they say, it'll be so gruesome that it can't be shown until after the 9pm watershed.
It's going to be Corrie villain Pat Phelan who claims another victim and Mr Curry Sauce tells The Sun that Phelan will shoot Michelle - on her wedding day to Robert.
Well, that's got to make a mess of her frock.
Mr Curry Sauce says: “Phelan will come back to Weatherfield and crash Michelle and Robert’s wedding day. In all the carnage, she will end up being shot with Robert trying desperately to save her life before she bleeds out."
Oh, I think we can all look forward to that, then.
Curry Sauce continues: "Inevitably, the other guests will be involved in the madness too in the aftermath of him shooting her. The scenes are so gruesome ITV bosses have decided to play them after 9pm so they don’t fall foul of any Ofcom rules.”
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