THE REAL WORLD, WHITE HOUSE

Okay, folks, we finally have it -- the full-on transformation of the nation's highest office into a rolling, rollicking reality TV show. Here are the main characters




The Beauty Queen: Who is she sleeping with this week?














The Slob: before he got kicked out, no one wanted to tell him he smelled bad










The Princess: so perfect, so phony












The Mooch: everyone thought