THE TRUMP TAX CUT

This is what he does, folks -- takes products he didn't create and then slaps his name on them as the brand for "quality," whereas in fact they are overpriced crap (Trump University, Trump wine, Trump steaks, blah blah blah). 

He's the snakeoil salesman who pitches them as the biggest, the best, the most awesomest EVAH. They will make your lives better, you will be happy, you will be RICH!