Corrie Weekly Awards for Dec. 4 - 8 ~ CookingFood.Org

Cheeky award: Tracy's gift of a cactus for a man who has just lost a testicle was oddly appropriate, don't you think? Well, it made me laugh. And Michelle hated it. But she's never had a sense of humour.

Metrosexual award: Tim has Sophie wax his eyebrows!

Traditional award: Roy insists on being a more traditional version of "Santa", called Peltznickel. Ho ho ho.

Method Acting award: David is coaching Lily for her one line in the Nativity. She doesn't want any of it.

Stylin award: Yasmeen looked great as a Christmas fairy!

Wait, why is it that Tyrone and Kirk aren't allowed to be friends anymore? What did I miss while I was away?

Lines of the week:
Shona to Sarah "So he doesn't even know you're not speaking to him! Tragic" (oh dear. )
Mary to Tracy "There was a time when Number 1 was like the set of an Agatha Christie film, everybody pointing a finger at everybody else"
David "Windass. He'd have trouble reading that menu let alone Sarah's mind"
Jenny "If there's one thing I've learned in this life, Do not throw good love after bad. And a good bra is a life changer!"
Robert "I've got a bag of salt water between me legs, don't talk to me about fun" (because, again, it's all about Michelle)
Norris "Superheroes don't need refreshment"
Rita "I bet Martin Luther King never put on a pair of tights"
David "Forgive me if I'm not patting his corpse on the back and giving him the Pride of Britain"
Kirk "Me? Scared of Beth? As if!" (looks fearfully over his shoulder)
Norris "If you ask me, everybody's got some apologizing to do" (he's right) Mary "They've made a start. Now's not the time for I Told You So" (yes, yes it is)
David about Gary "He's hardly Jason Bourne"

Tvor (Twitter @tvordlj)