FILL IN THE BLANK:
"I need _______. I expect ____."
--24-7 cable TV news
--Yooge deals
--Big, beautiful walls (paid for by Mexico)
--Tens
--My morning NY Post
--A gilded shitter
--Russian prostitutes
--Taco bowls from Trump Tower Grill
--Bathrobes
--Golf
--Jared Kushner's mellifluous voice
--Bigly crowds
--Terrific guys doing amazing jobs
--Twitter
--To have the strongest handshake
--My unsecured Android
--Russian banks
--Covfefe
--A tanning bed
--Hair plugs
--KFC
--Lays potato chips
--#MAGA rallies
--SCOTUS to uphold my TRAVEL BAN
--ObamaCare "victims"
--Zero books
--FAKE NEWS
--Sean Hannity
--Fox & Friends
--The Drudge Report
--EXTREME VETTING
--THE CAPS LOCK FUNCTION
--Russian prostitutes
--Taco bowls from Trump Tower Grill
--Bathrobes
--Golf
--Jared Kushner's mellifluous voice
--Bigly crowds
--Terrific guys doing amazing jobs
--To have the strongest handshake
--My unsecured Android
--Russian banks
--Covfefe
--A tanning bed
--Hair plugs
--KFC
--Lays potato chips
--#MAGA rallies
--SCOTUS to uphold my TRAVEL BAN
--ObamaCare "victims"
--Zero books
--FAKE NEWS
--Sean Hannity
--Fox & Friends
--The Drudge Report
--EXTREME VETTING
--THE CAPS LOCK FUNCTION
--JOBS, JOBS, JOBS!
--EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
--Constant reassurance that my penis is the biggest and most virile in all the land, and indeed in the entire recorded history of penile measurement.
--EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!
--Constant reassurance that my penis is the biggest and most virile in all the land, and indeed in the entire recorded history of penile measurement.