YOU'RE FIRED!

Trump fires James Comey -- fired, not one of those face-saving "resignations" like he gave that crook Michael Flynn. Interestingly, the letter justifying the firing says that he screwed up both Clinton announcements during the campaign. (So, NOW they fire him?) 

Clearly this is not the actual reason

But this is my favorite line: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/5/9/15601218/