Note: This is an article written by a reader. ~ Dinar Chronicles
National Edition May 25, 2017
The Washington Post Hole is reporting today that a man, described as an American who openly proclaimed the "voracious verbal vice vortex" of the mainstream media, has been freed from the dungeon he had been held in beneath the nation's capitol.
The man, who had also disputed whether the nation's top TV networks and newspapers are run by human beings, was described by witnesses as bleary-eyed and possibly drunk after his release from the secret lounge of the nation's so-called dungeon.
Demonstrators who showed up to protest the release acknowledged they were being paid by contractors, but stated it was merely a part-time job, with no benefits, few perks, no course credits, and hours that were constantly being slashed by bizarre Asian occult financial developments.
"It's like going down the rabbit hole, and going, 'What the...?'" the unidentified American releasee reportedly said.
"Yeah, and then---get this---then discovering a flaky East Coast version of Vegas down there---flashy and smart, but cramped, and smokey---chokey---and nobody's flipping winning."
The believed news denier initially denied having denied certain key mainstream news reports, after being confronted with those purported denials, but later confirmed he had denied that he actually denied what those reports potentially confirmed.
President Trump, who is currently visiting friends and relatives in Israel, was not believed to be aware of any of the alleged denials, and has avoided direct questions about the legitimacy of the news denier, who has been accused of being a plant.
All of the desert nations President Trump is visiting during his Middle East trip have confirmed there have been no plants in their countries for thousands of years.