"Spiritual/Humor" by (Anonymous) - 5.9.17

Entry Submitted Anonymously at 10:48 AM EDT on May 9, 2017

Spiritual...JESUS CALLING! ***WAITING, TRUSTING, AND HOPING are intricately connected, like golden strands interwoven to form a strong chain. Trusting is the central strand because it is the response from My children that I desire the most. Waiting and hoping embellish the central strand and strengthen the chain that connects you and ME. Waiting for Me to work with your eyes on Me, is evidence that you really do trust Me. If you mouth the words "I trust You" while anxiously trying to make things go your way, your words ring hollow. ***Hoping is future-directed, connecting you to your inheritance in heaven. However, the benefits of hope fall fully on you in the present. Because you are Mine, you don't just pass time in your waiting. You can wait expectantly, in hopeful trust. Keep your " antennae" out to pick up even the faintest glimmer of My Presence.... JOHN 14:1; PSALM 27:14: HEBREWS 6:18-20 (2) HUMOR...1- A man goes to the doctor. The man has a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says, "Let me give you some cream to put on that." 2- Doctor, you've got to help me; I can't stop thinking I'm a goat. I see. And how long have you had this problem? Ever since I was a kid....3-"I'm a little nervous, Doctor. This is my first operation." " Mine too."...4- "Sir, I'd give you maybe three minutes to live." "Isn't there anything you can do for me, Doctor?" "Well, would you like for me to boil you an egg?'...5-What's wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled." I cant figure out exactly what's wrong with you. I think it's the result of heavy drinking." "Well then, I'll just come back when you're sober."..6- Patient: Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Are you taking anything for it? Patient: Ground pepper!...and Finally, 7- So, this man walks into the pharmacy and says, "Have you got cotton balls?" The pharmacist says, "What is this, a joke?" ***THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"