You Can't Fool a Labrador Retriever

Sorry, Abby - we're out of Bacon, you'll just have to eat your bowl of dry kibble.
I'll get the pancakes started.  Your Dad was out of town and had a long drive home late at night and I know he's  hungry this morning. I'll try and cook them carefully so I get a good picture.
Ooppps.

My husband - "You put the folded, spindled, and mutilated ones on MY plate.  Is that like the leper colony