You take 'em both and there you have
The factors of life, the factors of life
There's a time you got to go and show
You're daddy's bitch and now we know
The factors of life, the factors of life
When the world never seems
To be putting up with your schemes
And suddenly you're finding out
The country's not a cash cow for you
Moooooooo
Oh, it takes a lot to act this white
And you're learning the factors of life!
