1. Cloning T-Rex and cross breeding it with a Giant Octopus
2. Using money to hire little people to become evil pot hole diggers...
3. Glue rescue dogs together and build a stairway to the Moon
4. Make the worlds biggest fishnet, catch all the fish and relocate them to a very dry desert
5. Teach alligators to not be afraid of Day Care centers
6. Equip all cars with machine guns operable from steering wheel
7. Buy up all the ketchup in the world and make it scarce to get even richer....
8. Fill the Grand Canyon with expired Pudding
9. Clone so many Kardashians we all have to adopt and house one
10. Force lobotomize the last few people who need it...
All these are stricken from my plans
More cuts coming soon....
OMG I just dreamt my Ex-wife was working at the redemption center!