Hey, Brucey and Big Call Peeps!
I’ve been listening to (or reading transcripts of) your call for well over a year. Must be around 150 calls by now, right? (2-per-week for over a year so +/-).
Initially, I listened on the edge of my seat with your enthusiasm and certainty! Now, albeit with waning (about to zero) interest.
Because you’ve been saying the same durned things every… single… time!! And no one calls you out! Every Tuesday and Thursday for 15 months! Incredible! But congratulations, you're second only to Yosef for calling "this weekend" for so long and being wrong 100%!!! But hang-in!! If Yosie-baby keeps quitting... swearing never to return... but with his same failed accuracy continues to come back with SITREPs, maybe you'll catch him with your consistency!!
So to save your voice… and time… and to help the audience with bullet-point style cliffs notes, below is your every-stinking-call.
You’re welcome!
• Welcome all the financial institutions to the call. We know we have over 500 institutions online. Thank you all for your work.
• Tonight’s call is a good call. Things are happening and may manifest tonight or in a few days… maybe even while we’re on this call!
• We will be honored to release the 800 numbers and include the information on our website. Thank you financial institutions for honoring us this way. (while we drive hits and call-in numbers)
• I get a lot of things I cannot share. Things that are private.
• Announcements are supposed to be made today in the mosque.
• We know (love Bruce’s liberal, egregious use of both “we” and “know” as absolutes) there are 1,600 redemption centers.
• Staff has been fully trained and they are all on “high alert” expecting us at any minute now.
• They have locked all the doors and no one allowed to come or go. They’ve ordered-in meals so no one leaves. (One source said Papa John’s pizza.)
• We know that on (insert day here) at (insert specific day of time here… down to the second to seem believable) that rates came off the screens so they could show the new valuation around the world.
• My understanding now is the new rates should be our latest rates of all the currencies in the first basket.
• We know (again… “know” with absolute certainty) the rate is joyously high on the dinar and the zim.
• We are now back on a gold standard.
• We know the liberation of Mosul also was announced.
• We know that there are celebrations going on (with fireworks!).
• Vague statement about “a lot of activity happening out west and continue to have meetings even as we speak.”
• Glittering generality about Chinese elders and Reno and high level military.
• Something about Trump has Zim and involved in the negotiations because he wants the return.
• Blah Blah Rebuild America (so join-in the grassroots, good-for-mankind movement and justify the audience’s “deservedness” because you want to do good).
• Blah blah about paperwork you need, account changes to make, open a trust, encrypt your emails, don’t start living to out-loud.
• We know (again) that a number of people in the core groups being paid now. Just a matter of time before it is release for us. I am feeling really good the possibility of anytime between now and the weekend.
• Timing looks really good. We may not even have the next call. Just listen for a recorded celebration message. (every. stinking. time.)
• I am excited where we are and where we are going.
• I want to thank our new listeners and existing listeners. Thank you to all the banking partners that are working with us, HSBC, and Wells Fargo at the Redemption Centers.
• Also thank you to our Tier one banks such as Citibank, B of America, Wells Fargo and Chase Bank. Thank you to our banking partners in Canada, South and Central America, Caribbean Banks, ANZ Bank, and many other banks.
• Thank you Redemption Center personnel for listening to the call. (Even though THEY HAVE BEEN AT THE CENTERS, SEQUESTERED, FOR WELL OVER A YEAR!! WITH HELICOPTERS HOVERING OVERHEAD AND MILITARY PERSONNEL PROTECTING CORDONED-OFF AREAS. FOR OVER A YEAR!!! COME ON!!!)
• But now stay tuned to buy some pitch for good health juice or wrinkle cream or whatever other crap.
Insert eye-roll here and a big shake-my-head.
But... Brucey... you are persistent. I give it to you. You and Yosie. You keep saying the same things and people keep listening. No one on the planet is more wrong. Just keep shoveling it, I guess, and you keep the wide-eyed audience. I hope you're getting paid from the web advertisements and selling snake-oil.
Let the backlash begin but throw the first stone if anything here is WRONG. Because in this crazy land, wrong is rewarded. And yes. I have Zim and Dinar and want the reward as much as anyone. But come on. Call frauds... frauds.
