"The RV is Tuesday" by GK - 2.7.17

Entry Submitted by GK at 11:22 PM EST on February 7, 2017

What the heck is wrong with you people????

The RV is Tuesday.

The RV has always been Tuesday.

Not this Tuesday but, Tuesday.

The next Tuesday after the next Tuesday that comes and goes but definitely unequivocally Tuesday....

I'm not one of those currency holder guru pussies who is afraid to name a date....

Tuesday... Read my poverty stricken lips.... "Tuesday."

Sure I could say next Tuesday but my writing teacher taught me less words are better.

Tuesday.

Tuesday after Hawaii shuts down its roasted pig spit. And the last hula girl rubs bengay on her hips.

To be more specific, Tuesday after Monday and before Wednesday.

Even if Trump has something more important to do on Tuesday like an orange spray paint appointment or General Dunsford is being paddled by Madame Wu... Please Ma'am can I have some more!

Tuesday in our brightest of futures.

Oh sure some might say Tuesday comes she will and Ruby Tuesday and Tuesday's child is full of grace but the reality is no one does shit on Monday but pretend not to be hung over from church.

If anything should change like a stupid Israelite Khazar Luciferian trillionaire fails to enter a code or be properly blackmailed by Interpol... and IF it isn't teens drink free weekend at Epstein Island... It is certainly for shurtainly Tuesday... guaranteed without a shadow of a doubt, even if the doubt's shadow saw a groundhog on the 2nd.

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday what part of freaking Tuesday don't you freaks get.

I can't do a rate but I can do a Tuesday.

Or possibly Saturday after a big fat Hawaiian dude sings somewhere over the rainbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I