1. That time Kellyanne Conway dressed like the stripper at Paddington Bear's London bachelor party.
2. That time Kellyanne Conway invented a whole new euphemism for lies-and a parallel universe in which to tell them--thus admitting that her red-pill boss has taken us to the other side of the Matrix.
3. That time Kellyanne Conway made up a massacre that never happened, because who among us has NOT made up a massacre that never happened and try to pass it off as real life to all of America?
4. That time Kellyanne Conway stared at a camera and blinked and smiled in a really creepy way for a really long time while saying the same two words over and over again.
5. That time Kellyanne Conway admitted that being on "Team Trump" was like "walking around with a gaping, seeping wound" (inflicted by the DISHONEST MEDIA and TRAITORS, natch).
Oh Kellyanne, you keep doing you. NEVER CHANGE!
