There's a dark cloud rising from the desert floor
I packed my bags and I'm heading straight into the storm
Gonna be a twister to blow everything down
That ain't got the faith to stand its ground
Blow away the dreams that tear you apart
Blow away the dreams that break your heart
Blow away the lies that leave you nothing but lost and brokenhearted
The dogs on main street howl,
'cause they understand,
If I could take one moment into my hands
Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man,
And I believe in a promised land
I believe in a promised land... -Bruce Springsteen
I'm a man
I'm not a child
A man who sees
The shadow behind your eyes
Who's to say where the wind will take you
Who's to say what it is will break you
I don't know
Where the wind will blow
Who's to know when the time has come around
I don't want to see you cry
I know that this is not goodbye -U2
And that brings us to tonight's word: YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALLSTATE
http://inteldinarchronicles.blogspot.com/2017/01/intel-sitrep-0100-est-friday-january-20.html?m=1
Holy guacamole. Did you read this sitrep? Of course you did, nobody misses a sitrep in this room. Even if the author makes your hemmoroids flare up, I know you read em. Silly me for asking. This latest vampire hour (Gooood eeeevening) sitrep leads me to part three of my three-part series: "Say thank you to those who are saving our asses"
So tonight I say thank you to the Chinese elders. This latest sitrep shows just how merciful you are. Not only did you offer the wicked and evil amnesty and a chance to live in peace (which many didn't take, good riddance). Not only are you filling up our cups with crazy dollar amounts in exchange for funny colored paper that I had delivered to my doorstep for the cost of a pizza. Not only did you rid this world of a corrupt banking system full of snakes and evil doers. I could go on but I reckon you're a humble group. And.... according to this sitrep, you also picked up the check. Paid the bill. Settled up with the house. Deficit and the military. I'm sure the entire world made a half hearted reach for the check or started tapping their pockets saying they left their wallet in the car. And in exchange for all this benevolence and mercy, all you ask is to control the new Republic? That's all we have to do? What's the catch? There's got to be a catch. Dealing with Trump for a little while isn't that bad. What's the catch?
https://youtu.be/Sx1qC6yljlc
Oh and then there's the little thing about making us all superfantastically wealthy. Well, chosen ones at least. You're saving us from our corrupt leaders? Saving us from four years of corrupt Clintons? Supporting the military budgets of US and Israel ensuring peace in the Middle East? Saving us from ourselves as we were obviously asleep for a very long time. Giving us all the biggest mulligan in all history? Seriously, what's the catch?
If the catch is that you would like to simply hear a thank you, you got it. Thank you thank you thank you. If you want us to pay it forward and spread this money to the hungry, homeless, helpless and needy. You got it. Promise given toward job complete. Consider it done. I gotta tell you though, I think I'm getting the better end of the deal here. I'm starting to feel a little guilty that I'm taking advantage of the situation. A little bit.
I don't think many people are used to be given such mercy. Mercy in this country is staying alive in a 6' x 8' box and not the green mile. This world of competition has no mercy. Dog eat dog. Eat or be eaten. Eye for an eye. And grace... let's not forget grace. Here's to the innocent who just can't catch a break in this minimum wage world. Here's a trillion $$ worth of grace for you. Now go play.
I've read my share of sitreps in my day. Coming up on 1 full year of sitreps. They're like little Easter eggs on my computer. But there's sitreps and then there's SITREPs. But this sitrep today really really opened my blurry eyes at 5 in the morning to the amount of love and mercy and grace that the Chinese elders have for this world. The US in particular. I'm beside myself today.
So please remind me never to play chess with you guys for money. I can only imagine moving my first pawn and hearing the word "checkmate". And having it be true to boot. The game being played at this level is an honor and a privilege to witness. Watching Trump go through the motions today, taking stabs at Obama's Presidency, as well as the corrupt Bush and Clinton's, was absolutely humorous. Obama nearly bit clear thru his lip. George "Washington Bullets" SR. sends his regards.....not.
So thank you Chinese elders for putting a chicken in the pot of every home. Thank you for grace to the innocent. Thank you for mercy to the guilty. Thank you for helping us bring honor to our families. It turns out we were in good hands all along.
And that's the word
Heisenberg
PS did you catch that Trump's first law was cabinet member "Mad Dog" Mattis as Defense Secretary? I love how that lines up with Yosefs intel. I wonder who got that pen. I missed the name of this other cabinet member, but Trump said and I quote "This guy likes China. And China likes him". And Paul Ryan laughed. All is well.
https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w
https://youtu.be/hvI8JM93-0o
https://youtu.be/g6L8Q4aSq5k
I been knocking on the door that holds the throne
I been looking for the map that leads me home
I been stumbling on good hearts turned to stone
The road of good intentions has gone dry as a bone
We take care of our own
We take care of our own
Wherever this flag’s flown
We take care of our own
From Chicago to New Orleans
From the muscle to the bone
From the shotgun shack to the Superdome
There ain’t no help, the cavalry stayed home
There ain’t no one hearing the bugle blowin’
We take care of our own
We take care of our own
Wherever this flag’s flown
We take care of our own
Where’re the eyes, the eyes with the will to see
Where’re the hearts that run over with mercy
Where’s the love that has not forsaken me
Where’s the work that’ll set my hands, my soul free
Where’s the spirit that’ll reign over me
Where’s the promise from sea to shining sea
Where’s the promise from sea to shining sea
Wherever this flag is flown
Wherever this flag is flown
Wherever this flag is flown
We take care of our own
We take care of our own
Wherever this flag’s flown
We take care of our own
We take care of our own
We take care of our own
Wherever this flag’s flown
We take care of our own