"Tonight's Word: Transgender? I Hardly Knew Her" - Heisenberg - 1.26.17

Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 8:58 PM EST on January 26, 2017



I'm coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I'm coming out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show
There's a new me coming out
And I just had to live
And I want to give
I'm completely positive
I think this time around
I am gonna do it
Like you never do it
Like you never knew it
Oh, I'll make it through
The time has come for me
To break out of the shell
I have to shout
That I'm coming out -Diana Ross


And that brings up to tonight's word: TRANSGENDER? I HARDLY KNEW HER

First of all, remind me to NEVER get on One Who Knows bad side. This bad hombre put the smack down so hard on O&O, I almost felt sorry for double O. Papa bear didn't like you messing with his cubs. LOL. Hey Sarah, you make the popcorn and I'll whip up some Irish car bombs and let's see where this goes. I don't think it's going to end well for O&O. Guess you reap what you sow. Why do I think we haven't seen the last of him? Like a bad penny. If he is right, I'll come back here and have a big plate of crow. If not, I'll dance on his grave. We shall see. Ps pretty good GK. Pretty pretty port good. But I digress....let's get back to the word, shall we?

I just passed year six in this investment and it's had its ups and its had its downs. It's open my eyes to greater possibilities in the universe. It taught me the true meaning of patience and blind faith. It's brought me back to a healthy relation with my creator. It's caused me to lose friends. It's been an enormous time waster. It almost got me fired on more than one occasion. But on the bright side it does make me feel like I'm part of an private, member only club. A super exclusive gathering of super friends. But with no golf course, no steamroom, no dining room, no driving range nor putting green, no pool side bar, no swimming pool, no Tennis Courts, no poker room, no diving board … Wait, what the heck was the bright side about spending 6 years chasing intel? Oh yeah...big big payday..right right right. How could I forget?

But If you told me six years ago when I was getting into this investment, that our first lady was a dude, I probably would have walked away at that point in time. You guys are cookoo. Nutzo. Mashugana. Fakakta mashugana! Nice hats, tho. You get HBO on those things? Probably given a bum my currency, clap my hands together like a Las Vegas dealer going on break and said "I'm out". You guys are too out there for me. I'm a pretty hip and open kind of guy but this is all too much to take.

https://youtu.be/WgOIEGz7o_s




Fast-forward five and half years and here we are. With an ex-first lady they call Michael sporting a Levator Scapulae Muscle bigger than Michael Phelps on roids. Doing the banana dance on the Ellen show. Flashing root at the DNC in 2008. Okay that's kind of weird, right? Not just me, right? I mean why would the president get with a transgender? Oh you mean he's in on it? He knows? And is cool with it? Does anyone else know? Oh everyone in Washington and Hollywood? Okay that makes sense....not.

Okay.....January 2017 and we got a new president. Going to set everything right with the world. Go back to normal. Have you seen the Dons wife? Oohh la la. Vroče girl from communist Yugoslavia. That's fly. (Do the kids still say fly?) You'll have to pardon me. Someone posted a video with communist women soldiers marching by the hundreds and I haven't been the same sense. Communist ženska are super fly. Like forbidden fruit if you bleed red, white and blue eh?




Back to our first lady Melania. Smoking right? Check out those smoldering eyes. Those high cheekbones. Ripe tukus. What's that you say? Melania was a dude too? Aw come now! Does the Don know this? He does? Balderdash!!

https://youtu.be/4IrE6FMpai8




Devastating brrrumski, sir.

Why wouldn't he just marry one of those gorgeous girls from the Miss universe competitions? What is with all these power men with transgender wives? Scratch that….maybe I don't want the answer. Maybe I'm not ready for that real truth. Some people seem to think you can never have enough real truth. I'm looking at you Uncle Yao. I think I've about had my fill for a few years. Maybe it'll all go down smoother with a mai tai in my hand, toes in the warm sand and a big plate of coconut breaded shrimp. That's my primer. Two mai tais and a zombie in and I think I'm ready for real truth. Now what were you saying about chicks with sticks?

And that's the word

Heisenberg

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ONE

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you, now you got someone to blame?
You say one love, one life, when it's one need in the night.
One love, we get to share it
Leaves you baby if you don't care for it.

Did I disappoint you or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love and you want me to go without.
Well, it's too late tonight to drag the past out into the light.
We're one, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other... one

Have you come here for forgiveness,
Have you come to raise the dead
Have you come here to play Jesus to the lepers in your head
Did I ask too much, more than a lot
You gave me nothing, now it's all I got.
We're one, but we're not the same.
Well, we hurt each other, then we do it again.

You say love is a temple, love a higher law
Love is a temple, love the higher law.
You ask me to enter, but then you make me crawl
And I can't be holding on to what you got, when all you got is hurt.

One love, one blood, one life, you got to do what you should.
One life with each other: sisters, brothers.
One life, but we're not the same.
We get to carry each other, carry each other.
One, one.