Good night, everybody. You've been a wonderful audience, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress. - Ace Ventura
And that brings us to tonight's word: I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND
There's an old saying in showbiz: "leave on a high note". I can't think of a higher note than the global currency reset combined with the uber dramatic rescue of humanity (with galactic help. Didn't see that coming). If I had better seats a few miles up from the mothership, I'm sure my ass would be on the edge of its seat. I'd be doing the potty dance because I wouldn't want to miss anything going to the bathroom. Like soccer, if you blink, you could miss the game's only gooooooal. This opera called Hu-manity must be a grand spectacle from way up there. Better than Hamilton? Probably. Tickets harder to get? Oh hell yes.
But right now I'm starting to sense a mic drop moment coming on. You know when that comedian is on a roll hitting all his best material. And it's already been two and half hours so you know the end of the show is coming. You also know he saved his best material for last. "Eddie I want half Eddie. I am American woman now." Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
I remember when everyone played the song The Final Countdown to death. You didn't know the song final countdown was a psyop did you? Come to find out is one of the best ones. Think about it, one song from the 80s that everyone knew, band from non threatening Sweden, a guitar rift that was unmistakable across the universe. And a message of eminence and inevitability. We just didn't know how long that clock was. It was the perfect psyop. It was even better than that countdown to the abortion video. Oy vey. That was a summer for the books. But we can laugh about it now right? Please say we can laugh about it now.
I don't really go over exchange procedures as others do. There are much better advice givers in dinarland who are spot on. One Who Knows has a very simple straight forward procedure list today. A great summation. I just don't think it's going to be as hard as we thought two years ago. The adversarial relationship with the banks are over. We're not fighting for small amounts. Were hugging it out for YUGE amounts. There are no need for multicurrency (or multiplecurrency) accounts, or offshore accounts, or second currencies and second baskets (the time I wasted on second basket currencies). We're not worried about exchanging into Fiat and losing money going to asset-backed. We're not worried about the banks foreclosing. Even though were watching the greatest story ever told, there's just no drama on our end. Maybe people wanting to take a team of lawyers with no clue into the exchange, but that's on them. They're creating that.
Remember the old days of renting a car and parking it under ground at a hotel? Switching out cars leaving the keys with the bellhop? Throw away phones with 10 minutes on it? Think I bought 4 of those because they expire. Pump fake! Could have bought more ZIM lol. I think I tossed around the idea of a change of clothes and fake porn stache at a busy mall. Don't you judge me. The spy versus spy currency exchange manual was crazy, like 5 pages. Single spaced. It had me so paranoid back then. It's different now. Step 7. Now I think the safest thing is to be in my car with my phone on. And rates? Forget about it. If you take the international rate, God bless you. More money than you can ever spend. Even though we're watching the greatest story ever told, I'm just not feeling the drama anymore. Good riddance.
I think exchanging funny thick pieces of paper with rocks and lots of zeros into trillions of dollars would qualify as a high note, don't you think? All your friends are laughing, smiling, thinking you're funny. What a time to walk away. Don't forget to pick up the check.
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=hmR8PMnjDe0
I can hear the RV Cresendo rising and rising. Coming to a climax. I think it's almost time for us to leave on a high note, back straight, walking tall and chin up. Crowd satisfied.
Ps March smarch! We go now!
I think some of us may show up here to say goodbye to the family and do a little Snoopy dance. But I have a feeling all we're gonna see is a microphone on the floor and a sign that says "Gone to Disneyland - Paddy".
And that's the word
Heisenberg
https://youtu.be/5QBlp2g6akE
https://youtu.be/zy5K8ApSzhI
https://youtu.be/Cq8nUyO-0SY
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw
(ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one)
We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown.
The final countdown
We're heading for Venus
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yeah.
With so many light years to go
And things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.
It's the final countdown...
The final count down
It's the final count down
The final count down
It's the final count down
The final count down
It's the final count down
The final count down
It's the final count down
We're leaving together
The final count down
We'll all miss her so.
It's the final count down.
Oh!
It's the final count down.