Both are:
2. Puffy
3. Terrible for humanity
4. Nauseating
5. Addictive
6. Corny
7. Cheap
8. Stale
9. Illiterate
10. Bought and sold in Russia
11. Feared by thin and beautiful women everywhere
12. Something you wouldn't want anywhere near your pussy
Vladimir Cheetos truly is our Sentient Cheeto Overlord!
