"The Cheap Seats..." by Bootstrap - 1.24.17

Entry Submitted by Bootstrap at 1:26 PM EST on January 24, 2017

Good day to all of you waiting patiently or not so patiently along with me here in the Cheap Seats.

Funny thing about the cheap seats...there sure are a lot of them, the vast majority occupy them on any given game day. One might even conclude them as being the silent majority. The Dong family has season tickets. Unfortunately (fortunately for most) our bare, body painted, out of shape torsos never quite make the Jumbotron...but I digress.

Perched high in the nosebleed sections...we have an ability to see things, plays unfold that unlike our bretheren in the lower bowl. When that running back begins to slip out of the backfield after the play action fake, we see it. We know what's next...

We see a poster return to provide "intel". Term used lightly as it has history not in "the feels" as we're accustomed...then out slips this...

"Yayyyyyyyy!!!!!I

I have a small amount (about 210T) of Zim. It’s not much, so I would like to know if I could get in into an Internet group. I know I will have to send it away, and I will do so if it to a group I know. Dave S. Isn’t interested. Any ideas? Like I say, it may not bring much, but better something than nothing, and better sooner than later."

This isn't a back out of the backfield...it's a 340 pound eligible tackle. We see you. So do the linebackers, the ends and the safeties. Than green patch in front of you just closed up quickly.

We don't need to be in a group. We don't need ideas on where to send our currency. Just...stop.

Something else most of us see from the cheap seats, though I'll only include myself as to not speak for others is the general tide of change. I see plenty of posts that rufuse to acknowledge the spiritual aspect of the days we find ourselves in. I have a difficult time not accepting it. I've witnessed dozens of sites, YouTube channels etc. explode with subscribers. All of which seem to be confirming what we know to be true in our hearts. Things aren't as they appear on the surface. Spiritually. Politically. Monetarily. One not need a PhD in the science of rocketry to know this is true.

Then there is, Yosef. So many of you clamor as to his inclusion on the site. Read them all. They say that for a joke to actually be funny, there must be some truth to what is being said. We know this is true...the best comics know this as well. Likewise...for disinformation to be effectively deployed, one must include some actual facts. Keeps them reading...gets the point across. What many of you disinfo agents fail to do is draw in your reader with a little suger. You can't get a paragraph in print before your intent to do harm is revealed...back click...stop reading. Period. Yosef draws you in...spent a lot of time getting the hook set...great fisherman. Now...much of the intel revolves around Geopolitical happenings...not my wheelhouse or many others it appears and our need to wake up! Ok...I'm awake...now what? Sorry bruh...but I still need to make the donuts...that car payment isn't going to pay itself. Sorry but my time is limited. Point is...Yosef gets you to read 75% of what he writes before kicking you in the family maker. You should take note of this and use some discernment in my opinion.

...and that's my view from the Cheap Seats today

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