Crack rightwing journalists and radio show hosts have discovered a plot by the Obama administration to give lesbians money to buy farmland and chickens.
The novelist's remains will be auctioned off as part of a sale being marketed as a rare “peek inside the lives of some of Hollywood’s most private stars.”
Kellyanne Conway, for example, called homosexuality “corrupting” and the arguments over LGBT civil rights are not “right versus left, but right versus wrong.”