THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Trumpy's campaign, with its wheels coming off, does what troubled campaigns always do when they can't fire the candidate who is the source of the trouble: they fire someone else, in this case Trumpy's ultra-loyal campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski

http://www.vox.com/2016/3/17/11256728/donald-trump-campaign-manager-corey-lewandowski 

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