Fine scotch and dick jokes and all of "my people"
Spray tans and hair that stands up like a steeple
Angry young protesters tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things!
Lush green golf courses and gilded casinos
Twitter and money and being a mean-o
Wild lies that fly from my mouth on the wing
These are a few of my favorite things!
Girls in tight dresses with silicone titties
Stereo-types for each non-white ethnicity
Bankrupt hotels that I spin into bling
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the truth strikes, when a Tweet stings
When I'm raging mad,
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!
