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Chris Christie’s wordless screaming

By Alexandra Petri


I believe that Donald Trump was talking, tonight, and that he, in fact, held an entire press conference. But it was impossible to hear him over Chris Christie’s eyes.


Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never