Winter Break Haiku

No more Wild Kratts please
Your minds will rot to the core
Why can't I make rules?


This house is a wreck
I've seen pigs cleaner than this
Why are you such slobs?


We need to read books
You will forget how to read
And that will be sad.

Yes we are skiing
Be happy you get to ski
You little ingrates.

How many more days
Until you go back to school?
It's like Groundhog Day.

That is a movie
No you cannot watch it now
It stars Bill Murray.

How many damn times
Must I repeat myself, huh?!
It's like Groundhog Day.

I'm throwing this out
Unless you put it away
I mean it this time!

I'm shutting this door
And please do not come in here
Unless there's a fire.