You'd think with Alaska being the hottest thing in reality TV since "The Real World," the producers would know that THIS is the place to expand the Real Housewives franchise!
I can see it now ... but the cast would probably look a little different than prior seasons.
Here's what I'm thinking--and NO--I do not have anyone specific in mind (with one notable exception that will become obvious by the time you reach the end of this post).
But I DO think that in order to be properly representative, the cast at a minimum must include the following general archetypes:
Housewife #1: Someone who wears heels on ice and keeps dropping names of random legislators.
Housewife #2: A man.
Housewife #3: Someone who owns waterfront property (with floatplane dock) near Bristol Bay.
Housewife #4: Commercial fishing royalty.
Housewife #5: Someone with the same last name as a foundation, state/city road, neighborhood, or building.
Housewife #6: Someone with a local organic cosmetics startup.
Housewife #7: A hobby blogger (example pictured, immediately after composing this blog post).
All of the above are also former doulas, current doulas, or wish they weren't scared of vaginas and could be a doula (see Housewife #7).
