In follow-up to my last post immediately below re: BroBible, I thought you'd all be interested in some additional Bro-based advice about girls:
Brotip #4171: “Never assume your girl isn’t checking your social media accounts at all times.”
Brotip #3988: “If a girl smiles when she’s upset . . . stay away. There’s a chance she’s crazy.”
Brotip #3941: “She’s never a dime until she takes off her sunglasses, bro.” [Dime = a 10].
Brotip #3928: “If she is a 7 on Instagram, she is a 5 in person. Never trust a filtered pic, bro.”
Brotip #3812: “You know nothing about a girl until she’s drunk and mad at you.”
Brotip #3370: “If two girls are in the profile picture on Tinder, it’s usually the uglier one’s profile.”
Brotip #67: “Chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. That one-armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.”
Brotip #62: "Respect the currency exchange rate. An 8 at the bar is a 7 at the club which is a 10 at your apartment but might be a 3 the next morning.”
Brotip #27: “The quiet ones are the kinkiest."
Brotip #16: “Don’t hook up with virgins. They don’t need you irreversibly altering their lives and you don’t need them following you around for two years.”
Brotip #14: “She’s gonna fuck somebody. So why not you?”
Brotip #7: “Bitches love smiley faces.”
Ahhh. It's good to be a woman in 2015!!