Ever since France's opposition to the Iraq war, 'Murica has been super down on France, even renaming "French Fries" "Freedom Fries" in the House of Representatives' cafeteria back in 2003, and pouring a bunch of French wine into the sewer.
Basically, it's been twelve long years of 'Murica hating on the French. Well, ever since Friday's terrorist attacks in Paris, suddenly 'Murica is back on France's side again.
So in addition to re-re-naming Freedom Fries, I think it's high time that our representatives in Congress from the heart of 'Murica now admit that a few other things should now officially be re-re-named, and take decisive action to re-re-name the following:
Freedom French Dressing
Freedom French Kissing
Frieda Frenchie from the Musical Grease
Freedom French Onion Soup
Freedom French Bulldog
Freedom French Toast
Freedom's French's Mustard
Freedom French Corners
Freedom French Doors
Sexy Freedom French Maid Costume
