[Original Post: January 28th, 2013]
"Boyz to Bitches"
"Your Gut Is Turning You Into A Girl"
Nature has ways of dealing with mankind's stupidity. From the environment, the economy, or our own personal health, our overwhelming impulse is to run and hide like little children. Forget about the "distant" threat of Global Warming, how many men have confronted the fact that "success" is turning them into women?
I just read the book "Testosterone Transformation". The very first chapter starts out with "Your Gut Is Turning You Into A Girl". Then it goes into the chemistry behind why belly fat kills testosterone levels and why overall testosterone levels have collapsed like a cheap tent over the past few decades.
Here is another excerpt, this one from Chapter 3:
"It’s what every man strives for: the big-money job, the big house with the three-car garage, the Sub-Zero fridge stocked with delicious food, a kegerator in the media room, and enough play money to eat at fine restaurants a couple times a week. We want to have what we want instantly, do as we please, and take what we deserve. After all, that’s what being a man is all about, right? Winning big."
"I want to watch TV while I take a shit, so I don't miss the game"
"And you are living that dream, for the most part. As nearly a billion people worldwide lack access to clean drinking water, you’re worrying about which case of microbrew to buy for your tailgate party. While 2.6 billion people around the globe try to cope with lacking proper sanitation, you’re busy installing a flat-screen TV next to your dual-flush commode. But don’t feel guilty for having more than the rest of the world. Count your blessings but also recognize that we are paying a price for the luxuries of the Great American Lifestyle. Our debt is unhealthy stress, excess body weight, obesity, mental-health disorders, Type 2 diabetes, and heart disease."
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To paraphrase this last section: "you, the successful alpha male, need not feel guilty for your success or attendant conspicuous consumption, however be aware that the price of enjoying that success is obesity, heart attack, stroke, dementia - finally, transforming you into a little bitch..."
Like I said at the beginning of this post, nature has ways of dealing with mankind's excesses. There can be no better way for nature to make rampaging alpha males extinct, than to turn them into obese women. And it's no coincidence that the U.S. Dept. of Defense just allowed women in combat roles for the first time ever. They see where things are headed and are just getting ahead of the curve.
Let's hope ISIS doesn't take notice.
Also Read: Supersized Idiocracy