There's Only One Way To Fix All This

Maintain status quo and don't wake the zombies, as if that's even possible. They will only wake up when they realize that they've been conned all over again by the exact same psychopaths...

This will all be over far sooner than any deep fried zombie could possibly imagine. And it will only hurt a lot...

ZH: 
The Feds had a 12 page file on Carlin because he told the truth

The truth being the enemy of the status quo.