4 oz. orange juice
1 oz. triple sec
25 mg. Benadryl
Shaken and stirred, served in a chilled glass
The Resistant Nipple
1 oz. peach schnapps
3 oz. vodka
5 mg. Vicodin
The Resistant Nipple
1 oz. peach schnapps
3 oz. vodka
5 mg. Vicodin
Shaken, stirred, and served over ice
The Awkward Deposition
1 oz. dry bourbon
1 oz. Campari
16 mg. Oxycontin
The Awkward Deposition
1 oz. dry bourbon
1 oz. Campari
16 mg. Oxycontin
Served neat in a rocks glass
The Nonconsensual
4 oz. tequila
2 oz. fresh squeezed lime juice
18 mg. Codeine
The Nonconsensual
4 oz. tequila
2 oz. fresh squeezed lime juice
18 mg. Codeine
Garnished with mint and served over ice

The Mai Tai'd Up n' Unconscious
4 oz rum
2 oz. mango nectar
7 mg. Pentobarbital
Served neat and chilled
The Dirty Dr. Huxtable
3 oz. gin
1 blue cheese stuffed olive
10 mg. Ambien
Served neat in a Martini glass
