If you want to drop by and expect my bed to be made.....please give me 'til noon. Otherwise, it's occupied by, as you can see, a great hairy beast.
"Audrey,get out of my bed and take your hair with you."
"Don't you have something else to do?"
"Something else to do? Well, let's see. I could brush these sheets and wash up those cute little cat dishes that read "Feed Me" now that you've enjoyed a delicious and prompt breakfast. Or perhaps I could replace all the items that flew through the air from my dresser top at 5:45am when the breakfast bell went off in your head. I could take a few minutes and look on line for a new window blind since mine has twenty cat nail holes in it. I know, I know...it wasn't you."But no, ...I'll leave you be so you don't miss your beauty sleep. I can only take so much of that mouth of yours, anyway. "My mouth?" "That woman needs to know her place."=^..^=
