So, today when I saw her like this...
I was out for revenge.
"AUUUUUUUUUDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY''
"audrey...ARE YOU ASLEEP?"
"I know how you love your nose rubbed."
"She's playing with her life here."
"Audrey, would you get up and serve me my breakfast, please."
"EEEEEYOWWWW!"
OK...so I have a sore finger now but without a word of a lie I found that very satisfying. I'm just a little afraid to go to sleep tonight, though.
hugs, Deb