Hark ye hear the angel sings…

A new king born today, and in a corner across the world, another Lee
Kuan Yew is born. His full name shall be Jeyaprakash Lee Kuan Yew, son
of a bus driver.

Tamil Nadu is blessed with a new savior. Soon the three wise men from
the East will visit him and shower him with gold and incense and kneel
in front of him to pray for hope to his people.
 
And in the same town, a huge statue will be