Blog Reader's 20K Airtime/Cash Giveaway

We have another amazing giveaway courtesy of our dearest SVC..He gave out 20k..5K to two lucky readers and 10k airtime to 10 readers..

1.To be one of the lucky money winners

-Just say why you deserve 5k as a committed MPN Reader.Please this is not about problems,it's about why you and not others should get it.The best two(constructive,hilarious,truthful) answers win..

2.To be one of the 10k airtime winners,
-If you were to call one or more readers on MPN blog, who would you call and what will you tell him/her or them..Good or bad but no vulgarity please..

Thanks once again SVC.You rock.Overwhelmed by the generosity of  MPN readers  I'm blessed to have you all..Thanks for touching lives.God bless you all..