Consider the "Poler Nap Sack Convertible Sleeping Bag," available exclusively at Nordstrom and online here.
This lightweight sleep sack is stuffed with our warm and resilient Polyfil (tm) insulated fiber with a water resistant Gortex (tm) outer shell.
Compact and fully portable, the Poler Nap Sack Convertible Sleeping Bag is perfect for the felon-on-the-run. Need to crash out in the woods between stalks and strikes? No problem! Poler Nap Sack has your back. Hiding as a fugitive after an escape from maximum security prison? The Poler Nap Sack doubles as the perfect disguise AND place to relax when jumping trains and lurking under bridges.
With plenty of pocket space for roofies, box cutters, rope, duct tape, and all your other serial killing needs, the Poler Nap Sack Convertible Sleeping Bag is the perfect sleep solution for the murderous lunatic on the go!
Whether you're running from the long arm of the law or just looking for a little shut eye after the rigors of shallow grave digging, the Poler Nap Sack Convertible Sleeping Bag is an essential item for the cargo hold of every serial killer's white molester van.
Comes in two bold colors, Psycho Burnt Sienna and Chloroform Blue (pictured).
Get yours while supplies last!
