I mean... I can't even... comment...
Via Cynical-C, which has been resurrected to resume a 12-year-long tradition of cutting-edge posts. Welcome back, Chris.
Addendum: A hat tip to reader Soubriquet, for reminding us that the Congressional Medals of Honor are pentagrams (photo cropped for size from the original here).
Addendum #2: An anonymous reader has reminded us of the official logo of the Republican party:
