Canine Dating Advice



It's hard to find a fella I love as much as my Dad, but I need a date for the dance.

Yente Ruby--I hope it's not too late for you to fix me up for the Heart 2 Heart Dance.   I should have asked you right away for your wonderful matchmaking services.  I mean look at lucky Sarge and Cinderella.

But no  - I went cheap and went to one of those online dating sites, Snoot.com and THIS is what they