An Enemy of a cat

Oh how I have suddenly gotten a competitor of the humans attention! The secretary got this technical gadget as a Christmas gift, and she has been obsessed with it ever since. It is an activity bracelet, and it has been a huge hit (especially as a Christmas gift and now after New Years when everybody is starting a "new improved life".) around our country. I don't know if you are familiar with it, but it basically measures how much the human jogs/walks/stands up, or how long she/he is sleeping or sitting down. It even calculates how many steps you take during a day. AND, of course there is an Iphone app too...As you know, sitting down too much is bad for your health! That's why we cats tend to lay down more.
 
 
 
 
 
Anyways, she has been checking her bracelet and exercising more than before in order to reach her daily goals. Obviously, that means some less time spent with me, the cat!! I'm a bit concerned of this unexpected development...
 
I'm thinking there should be a bracelet for humans which would alert regularly to remind the humans to feed/cuddle/sckritch/feed/ the cat. I think the humans would need reminders for that more than to "exercise"... Priorities, priorities!!!