1. The inside of a Costco
2. A green bean casserole
3. Anyone named Dottie
4. An endless sea of Aryans
5. Cheerleaders
6. A jello mold
7. Jesus on a dinner mint
7 Things I Never Saw Outside of New York City:
1. A bodega
2. An air conditioning window unit
3. Three falafel vendors in three blocks
4. A naked old lady doing Jane Fonda in a 10th floor window
5. Yoko Ono
6. A jello mold
7. Jesus on a dinner mint
7 Things I Never Saw Outside of New York City:
1. A bodega
2. An air conditioning window unit
3. Three falafel vendors in three blocks
4. A naked old lady doing Jane Fonda in a 10th floor window
5. Yoko Ono
6. Someone complementing a parking job by screaming, "Hey, NICE MOVE, Doc!"
7. A giant billboard of Manachem Schneerson*
*If you have to ask, you'll never know.
7. A giant billboard of Manachem Schneerson*
*If you have to ask, you'll never know.
