George's Christmas message and the 12 days of Catmas.

I was going to give a Christmas message about the importance of kindness to the lower animals, humans, (excluding mice, of course). Dumb creatures that they are, humans need our help at Christmas - dressing the tree, pulling down the tree, eating up spare bits of turkey, generally cleaning plates and vaccuuming edible bits off the floor
But instead I thought I would pass on this feline carol. My human insisted on the ridiculous photo of me in a silly hat.


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CATMAS


On the first day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
A tear in your precious settee!

On the second day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the third day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the Fourth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Fifth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Sixth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the seventh day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the eighth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!



On the ninth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!

On the tenth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the eleventh day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice
And a tear in your precious settee!


On the Twelfth day of Catmas
There came a gift from me
Twelve vet bills coming
Eleven kittens mewing
Ten toms a wailing
Nine fleas a leaping
Eight fishheads reeking
Seven trays a brimming
Six strays a spraying
Five furry things
Four feathered birds
Three fur balls
Two headless mice

And a tear in your precious settee!