No, I'm just kidding... This is just an old safety gate the humans used upstairs when the kids were smaller. Also, I'm still thin enough to slip through the bars anyways.
But speaking of being thin! My humans tried to pull an outrageous trick on me and bought some lousy and cheap cat food they expected me to eat! I refused! It lasted a couple of days before they realised their huge mistake and brought back some proper tuna! I do hope they have learned their lesson and don't try that again!!