Secrets and Lies award. Faye has a secret. Craig knows her online reputation is shot. Is it true or is it made up?
Cheap at half the price award: Gail only wanted a cornetto in payment for helping to clean up the van, a Herculean task if ever there was one!
Hogwash Award: Any debate that causes Roy to use the term Hogwash will inevitably have me cheering from my sofa!
Mirror award: Yasmeen thinks Kal has walked into a hurricane, being with Leanne. I think that's rather a case of finding a woman that reminds him of his mother. Happens a lot, both ways.
False sympathy award: Deirdre is worried about Ken coming back to a firestorm that he didn't know was sparking up. Worried that he hasn't got a clue what he's walking into... Who's fault is that, hmm? Fashion Wow: Hot Pink. Hot woman!
Lines of the week:
Nick "You want a friend? Get a dog"
Dennis to Norris "Can I get you anything?" Rita "He's fine. He still has some humble pie to finish off"
Michael about the van "It doesn't need a mechanic, it needs a priest!"
Norris "My compliments to the microwave"
Lloyd "Am I dreaming or did Norris Cole just accuse me of gossiping?"
Tracy "Do I look like I was born yesterday?" Maddie "Not even a little bit" (Maddie 1 Tracy 0)
David "That wasn't a holiday, it was an endurance test"
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