Brother of the year award: Kirk. If I had a brother, I'd want it to be Kirk.
All Talk No Action award: Steve's inner hero ran away crying.
Wrong'un Radar award: I beg to differ. Gail continually shows her experience with men gives her no insight whatsoever to wrong'uns.
Master manipulator award: Usually Todd but Nick is in the winner's circle this week as well.
Ironic award: Michael got burgled.
Excercise Slacker: Dev was just strolling along on the treadmill.
Musical ambiance award: Lloyd worrying that Andrea's going to dump him to "What I Like About You"
Planet Rodwell award: Yep, Gail could be very close to being smitten given half a chance.
Clingy award: I think Neil is picking up vibes from Andrea and is trying to make things better between them. I think it's too little too late.
Lines of the week:
Kirk "Maria's coming back today" Todd "Little Miss Fruit Loops? How's she doing?"
Michelle "You were going to search for the hero inside, apparently" (another put down, I see) Steve "I searched. I couldn't find him. I think he ran away crying"
Kylie "Michael Rodwell legged it out of our house in shame, there's no way he'd show his face round here again" (um....)
Gail "My experiences with men mean I can spot a wrong'un a mile off. If the gave out certificates, I'd have a PHD. Gail McIntyre, Dr. Love!" (Um....)
Sean "A modern man, eh? Dad's at home looking after the kid and Mum's in the pub. That's progress"
David to Nick "Everyone knows you're her favourite ickle boy"
Michael "Feel free to go 'na na na na na'"
Kal to Nick "Unlike you, I don't take me anger out on women" (1 Point to Kal)
Michelle "We need to make some sacrifices" Steve about Tracy "I'll sacrifice her. On the altar"
Gail "Actions have consequences" (she could tell Nick that as well)
Carla to Peter "When I clap eyes on you, all i see is pain and death"
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