My cookies

"AUDREYYYYYY"

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"AUDREYYYYY"

"Oh for heaven's sake...what does she want now?"

                               "WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?"

"ARE YOU AWAKE?"
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"That woman is so daft I could scream."

"Audrey, I found those cookies you heard about on the radio called Audrey's Patisserie but they are for people, not cats.
They have lots of chocolate in them and chocolate is a NO-NO for cats." 

  And by the way, they are very, very...very yummy."

"Did you hear that? And she knows I'm starving. I can't even stand up I'm so hungry."

"Well, now you can see what I have to put up with around here.
My name is Audrey, I am 2 1/2 years old and I need a home where they share their cookies and provide cardboard boxes. 
Text me."

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