Profound award: Deirdre (see one of the lines of the week below)
Lost the plot award: Carla. Now she's the one drinking heavily.
Stir it up award: Todd carries a big stick and stirs it up wherever and whenever the opportunity presents.
Mystifying award: If Kylie agrees that Gail should have nothing to do with burglar Michael, why on earth would she make him think Gail fancies him? Wouldn't that encourage contact?
Heading for Heartbreak award: Lloyd.
No sympathy award: Andrea is crying and acting conflicted, torn between two men. Bed. Made. In it. Lie.
Fashionista award: I loved Eva's pink dress with the black lace middle on it.
Lines of the week:
Deirdre "You sound like a wotsit jumping on a piece of roadkill!" Rob "vulture" Deirdre "Maggot!"
Norris "We do operate a pay first read later policy"
Deirdre to Peter "You can't be the poison and the medicine" (oh, very profound, that)
Kylie "Dear mug. Feel sorry for me"
Sean "How many murderers to you know that take time out to go shoe shopping?"
Carla "I gave you everything, Peter. I gave you bits I didn’t know that were there"
Rob to Carla "So who did (kill Tina)? You? The tooth fairy?" (said with a child's blankie wrapped around him)
Anna "I don't know what I feel anymore. Except sad"
Deirdre "Peter. For once in your life. Don't be a coward" (Wasn't she brilliant?)
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