Rock and a Hard place award: Peter doesn't want to go but can't tell Tina because she'll go to Carla and he most certainly doesn't want Carla to know about Tina.
Foul Play award: Since when did the builder flat have a door to the office/balcony? All these years it's never even been mentioned let alone used. Too convenient if you ask me.
REALLY Foul Play award: Rob might have got away with it being accidental until he picked up that iron bar.
Excuses, Excuses award: Peter found all the excuses not to take much responsibility for the affair.
Three times unlucky: Carla.
Bad Luck award: Jason just took over the builder's yard and now it's surrounded by police tape.
Let the child grow up award: Simon's still gluing stars and fuzzy bits on a home made card like a 5 year old. He's nearly a teenager.
Flamin' cheek award: Tracy can't understand why she might have been a suspect. Two words. Stubbs. Charlie.
Lines of the week:
Steph to Tina "You are by far the stroppiest person I have ever lived with"
Peter "How do I break that to Tina without her running straight to Carla?"
Carla to Rob "Congratulations! These aren't gritted teeth!"
Peter "We never would have made it to Portsmouth; it would've been over by Stockport... Macclesfield at a push"
Peter "So....are we cool?" (really???)
Rob to Tina "Everyone fancies yer but no one would want to settle down with you. You're too full on"
Peter to Carla "She's not better. She's different"
Carla "You copped off on our wedding day so no, Peter, I don't know how much you love me, at all"
Steve "Never know, it might all blow over" (Understatment?)
Tina "I was born gobby" Rob "And you'll die gobby, too"
Tracy "I might shed a few crocodile tears if she snuffs it. For appearances"
Simon "Why does me dad have to ruin everything"
Police officer "I think it's a bit late in the day for gallantry, Mr. Barlow"
Sally "It's not how you fall, it's how you land" Kirk "I got dropped when I was a baby but I got away with it" (did you, now?)
Tracy "I actually think i was a suspect! Flamin' cheek!"
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